By the author of A Wee Dribble of Dross, this is a selection of poems old and new. Convert currency. Add to Basket.
A cautionary tale, inspired by Bill Earls in ''Heat Couture'' Op-Ed, July 6for those hot, humid mornings when your executive-length socks are shrinking in the sodden, sultry air of a New York midsummer morn:. Here in Bermuda, home of the ever-popular Bermuda shorts, where summertime makes the living unbearable, men dress for corporate cool. Grown men wear suit jackets and blazers to work, like big boys everywhere.
Are your knobbly knees turning men off? The knees are a notoriously problematic spot: one must negotiate troublesome angles, hollow pockets and childhood scars when trying to complete the perfect shave. Even in a man drought, Kiwi women are putting the handbrake on romance.
No, I'm not referring to wildly overinflated C. Nor am I referring to the empty desks caused by outsourcing, although I could be referring to that, too. I am not even referring to modern cubicles and their pitiful fiberboard walls.
On a sweltering afternoon early last month, Adam Newman, a year-old Park Slope comedian who works for CollegeHumor. Newman blogged recently. Newman is not alone.
I am sorry to have to inform you that we are having to turn off two Discogs features that we have been experimenting with over the last year - the Tracks feature, and the updated Collection feature. The reason for both are technical challenges in making the features stable and fast enough for us to run reliably for everyone. I realise this may disappoint many of you.
After living in Thailand for 18 months, I have noticed that my knees have become hairy again - almost certainly because I haven't worn long trousers for that time. Anyone else noticed anything unexpected happening to their bodies? Yeah, after twenty years here my hair grew back on my knees, but it fell off everywhere else and my body became awfully wrinkled, do you think it's something in the water?
My knee are so hairy. I get my male housemate to use his electric razor to buzz me up every morning, but by the evening they're stubbly and grim. I can't bare to wear shorts or skirts as they just draw attention to my hairy hairy knee caps!